Boros is not with the team today because he's attending his daughter's funeral. Oh, wait, it's her wedding.

You walk into the locker room, and you see players with their ripping muscles and stomachs you could wash your clothes in.

There's a shot up the alley. Oh, it's just foul.

Montefusco bare-hands it and throws him out. That grounder will make you a traveling salesman in a hurry!

A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on.

Ozzie makes a leaping, diving stop, shovels to Fernando and everybody drops everything.

You might want to put this in the back of your craw and think about it.