There's two heads to every coin.
Sunday is Senior Citizens' Day. And if you want to become a senior citizen, just call the Padre ticket office.
The way he's swinging the bat, he won't get a hit until the 20th century.
Rich Folkers is throwing 'em up in the bullpen.
The ex-left-hander Dave Roberts will be going for Houston.
Jesus Alou is in the on-deck circus.