Mike Caldwell, the Padres' right-handed southpaw, will pitch tonight.
Even though the ball was doubled, they got it anyway.
All the Padres need is a fly ball in the air.
Well, I hope before Glenn goes, he'll come up here so we can give him a big hug and a kiss, because that's the kind of guy he is.
Sunday is Senior Citizens' Day. And if you want to become a senior citizen, just call the Padre ticket office.
Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight.