Sunday is Senior Citizens' Day. And if you want to become a senior citizen, just call the Padre ticket office.

That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick it up and find it.

Tony Gwynn, the fat batter behind Finley, is waiting.

Hi, folks, I'm Jerry Gross. No, I'm not, I'm Jerry Coleman.

The Cards lead the Dodgers 4-2 after one inning and that one hasn't even started.

Edwards missed getting Stearns at third base by an eyeball.

Sanguillen is totally unpredictable to pitch to because he's so unpredictable.