You never ask why you've been fired because if you do, they're liable to tell you.
Sunday is Senior Citizens' Day. And if you want to become a senior citizen, just call the Padre ticket office.
The Padres are really swinging some hot hats tonight!
Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight.
On the mound is Randy Jones, the left-hander with the Karl Marx hairdo.
That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick it up and find it.