The way he's swinging the bat, he won't get a hit until the 20th century.

That home run ties it up, 1-0.

The game in St. Louis has been halted in the fourth inning because of rain. I'll bet they have the jacuzzis going there.

The Padres, after winning the first game of the doubleheader, are ahead here in the top of the fifth and hoping for a split.

Bob Davis has his hair differently this year, short with curls like Randy Jones wears. I think you call it a Frisbee.

That big guy, Winfield, at 6'6", can do things only a small man can do.

He can be lethal death.