The way he's swinging the bat, he won't get a hit until the 20th century.

If ever an error had "F" written on it, that grounder did.

Kent Abbott is in the on-deck circuit.

That was like swatting June bugs off a fly.

The game in St. Louis has been halted in the fourth inning because of rain. I'll bet they have the jacuzzis going there.

I sure hope you're staying alive for the upcoming Dodgers series.

They throw Winfield out at second, but he's safe.