When you lose your hands, you can't play baseball.

The game in St. Louis has been halted in the fourth inning because of rain. I'll bet they have the jacuzzis going there.

The way he's swinging the bat, he won't get a hit until the 20th century.

He can be lethal death.

Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.

There's a hard shot to LeMaster, he throws Madlock into the dugout.

Houston has its largest crowd of the night here this evening.