National League umpires wear inside chest protesters.
A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on.
The Padres are really swinging some hot hats tonight!
That big guy, Winfield, at 6'6", can do things only a small man can do.
Jesus Alou is in the on-deck circus.
Sanguillen is totally unpredictable to pitch to because he's so unpredictable.