That big guy, Winfield, at 6'6", can do things only a small man can do.
Mike Caldwell, the Padres' right-handed southpaw, will pitch tonight.
When you lose your hands, you can't play baseball.
Last night's homer was Stargell's 399th career home run, leaving him one shy of 500.
Jesus Alou is in the on-deck circus.
On the mound is Randy Jones, the left-hander with the Karl Marx hairdo.