Mike Caldwell, the Padres' right-handed southpaw, will pitch tonight.
Sanguillen is totally unpredictable to pitch to because he's so unpredictable.
Right now Andy Larkin is pitching just like young Andy Larkin.
The Padres, after winning the first game of the doubleheader, are ahead here in the top of the fifth and hoping for a split.
When you lose your hands, you can't play baseball.
Edwards missed getting Stearns at third base by an eyeball.