Edwards missed getting Stearns at third base by an eyeball.
Hector Torrez, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?
Gene Richards swings, the ball bounces foul and hits him in the head. No harm done.
Rick Miller hit only one home run last year, and that's like hitting none.
Sanguillen is totally unpredictable to pitch to because he's so unpredictable.
Sunday is Senior Citizens' Day. And if you want to become a senior citizen, just call the Padre ticket office.