There's a shot up the alley. Oh, it's just foul.

Boros is not with the team today because he's attending his daughter's funeral. Oh, wait, it's her wedding.

I've made a couple of mistakes I'd like to do over.

Gonzo leaps like a giraffe and grabs it.

Sanguillen is totally unpredictable to pitch to because he's so unpredictable.

On the mound is Randy Jones, the left-hander with the Karl Marx hairdo.

There's two heads to every coin.