I sure hope you're staying alive for the upcoming Dodgers series.
Parker's grand slam is the same as going 4 for 4, even though he went 1 for 4.
The new Haitian baseball can't weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
He can be lethal death.
A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on.
All the Padres need is a fly ball in the air.