The Phillies beat the Cubs today in a doubleheader. That puts another keg in the Cubs' coffin.
Ozzie Smith is out there roaming around like glass.
Even though the ball was doubled, they got it anyway.
He many not be hurt as much as he really is.
Shirley and Griffey get along like a rattler and a parrot.
Gene Richards swings, the ball bounces foul and hits him in the head. No harm done.