I never got a formal education. So my intellect is my common sense. I don't have anything else going for me. And my common sense opens the door to instinct.
Jerry LewisEvery man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.
Jerry LewisYou may catch more flies with honey than vinegar, but you'll get them to work harder if you use a flyswatter.
Jerry Lewis