I've had great success being a total idiot.

Gambling is part of the human condition. I love it. I have the best time gambling. I've been winning fortunes, and I've been losing them.

You may catch more flies with honey than vinegar, but you'll get them to work harder if you use a flyswatter.

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius.

I have nothing against women. As a matter of fact there's something about them that I love, but I just can't put my finger on it.

I've had the greatest respect for my work in this country by Americans. Critics have no brains.

If I found the cure for dystrophy tomorrow, I would do a telethon in four weeks for acute pain that in this country is a bigger problem than cancer, heart, sickle cell, anemia, name it. It is - it's hitting 70 million Americans.