The doc told me I had a dual personality. Then he lays an 82 dollar bill on me, so I give him 41 bucks and say, 'Get the other 41 bucks from the other guy.'

You may catch more flies with honey than vinegar, but you'll get them to work harder if you use a flyswatter.

Don't give me paper - I can get the same lawyer who drew it up to break it. But if you shake my hand, that's for life.

I have nothing against women. As a matter of fact there's something about them that I love, but I just can't put my finger on it.

Make film, shoot film, run film. Do something. Make film. Shoot anything.

I am probably the most selfish man you will ever meet in your life. No one gets the satisfaction or the joy that I get out of seeing kids realize there is hope.

A woman doing comedy doesn't offend me, but sets me back a bit. I, as a viewer, have trouble with it. I think of her as a producing machine that brings babies in the world.