Adrenaline is wonderful. It covers pain. It covers dementia. It covers everything.

It'll keep you alive for another 10 years if you get yourself a laugh once a day: either provoke it, or look around in the wildest laboratory in the world, the public.

For those who understand, no explaination is needed...For those who don't, none will do.

Pity? You don't want to be pitied because you're a cripple in a wheelchair? Stay in your house!

If you think childlike, you'll stay young. If you keep your energy going, and do everything with a little flair, you're gunna stay young. But most people do things without energy, and they atrophy their mind as well as their body. You have to think young, you have to laugh a lot, and you have to have good feelings for everyone in the world, because if you don't, it's going to come inside, your own poison, and it's over.

Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.

I think the cartoons that they're children are watching, particularly 'The Simpsons,' they're OK. I think that the adult audience is making much too much of the danger that they imply. That's not the case. The danger for children today, honey, is the news. Keep them away from news on television.