When I was onstage doing the work, adrenaline killed the pain because I never hurt in front of an audience.
Jerry LewisThe doc told me I had a dual personality. Then he lays an 82 dollar bill on me, so I give him 41 bucks and say, 'Get the other 41 bucks from the other guy.'
Jerry LewisPity? You don't want to be pitied because you're a cripple in a wheelchair? Stay in your house!
Jerry Lewis