It's a different experience to be with your kids when your spouse isn't around.

With kangaroos, you say 'Sit!' and they start boxing with you. They're nuts!

With Jerry Bruckheimer, you know you'll get your money's worth. You're getting huge action sequences, it's going to be funny, and you know it's going to look great.

Buddy of mine once told me that he'd rather fly a jet than kiss his girl. Said it gave him more of a kick.

Playing professional football is something I'll never be able to do.

I mean do women like to get the crap scared out of them at the movies? Sure. Of course.

When you have little girls, you're the coolest person in the world. I know at some point that's going to end; in their adolescence I'll become the opposite of that, especially if I'm parked outside a high school party.