I mean do women like to get the crap scared out of them at the movies? Sure. Of course.

With Jerry Bruckheimer, you know you'll get your money's worth. You're getting huge action sequences, it's going to be funny, and you know it's going to look great.

What if you could find brand new worlds, right here on Earth, where anything is possible? Same planet, different dimension. I've found the gateway.

With kangaroos, you say 'Sit!' and they start boxing with you. They're nuts!

Playing professional football is something I'll never be able to do.

When you have little girls, you're the coolest person in the world. I know at some point that's going to end; in their adolescence I'll become the opposite of that, especially if I'm parked outside a high school party.

I like wearing my wedding ring, it's nice.