I mean do women like to get the crap scared out of them at the movies? Sure. Of course.

I've always been known as the fat kid from Stand By Me.

With kangaroos, you say 'Sit!' and they start boxing with you. They're nuts!

There's no better feeling than making your little girls laugh.

Playing professional football is something I'll never be able to do.

I like wearing my wedding ring, it's nice.

When you have little girls, you're the coolest person in the world. I know at some point that's going to end; in their adolescence I'll become the opposite of that, especially if I'm parked outside a high school party.