I mean do women like to get the crap scared out of them at the movies? Sure. Of course.

To play a lawyer and have one year of law school under your belt, you sort of know what you're talking about! I'm able to memorize the legal courtroom stuff a lot faster than I would have been able to otherwise.

Buddy of mine once told me that he'd rather fly a jet than kiss his girl. Said it gave him more of a kick.

I highly suggest marriage to all my friends who are dating.

I think of myself as a funny guy but nobody thinks I'm funnier than my daughters.

What if you could find brand new worlds, right here on Earth, where anything is possible? Same planet, different dimension. I've found the gateway.

I like wearing my wedding ring, it's nice.