I think of myself as a funny guy but nobody thinks I'm funnier than my daughters.

To play a lawyer and have one year of law school under your belt, you sort of know what you're talking about! I'm able to memorize the legal courtroom stuff a lot faster than I would have been able to otherwise.

When you have little girls, you're the coolest person in the world. I know at some point that's going to end; in their adolescence I'll become the opposite of that, especially if I'm parked outside a high school party.

What if you could find brand new worlds, right here on Earth, where anything is possible? Same planet, different dimension. I've found the gateway.

I mean do women like to get the crap scared out of them at the movies? Sure. Of course.

With kangaroos, you say 'Sit!' and they start boxing with you. They're nuts!

I think it's chauvinistic to think that women don't like to get scared.