I'm the kind of guy who can't keep a plant alive for a week, let alone a relationship.

I like wearing my wedding ring, it's nice.

I've always been known as the fat kid from Stand By Me.

I get very nervous when I have to take my wedding ring off.

Dogs are the only mammals that will actually stare and look into a human’s eyes.

Buddy of mine once told me that he'd rather fly a jet than kiss his girl. Said it gave him more of a kick.

I think of myself as a funny guy but nobody thinks I'm funnier than my daughters.