I'm the kind of guy who can't keep a plant alive for a week, let alone a relationship.

I like wearing my wedding ring, it's nice.

When you have little girls, you're the coolest person in the world. I know at some point that's going to end; in their adolescence I'll become the opposite of that, especially if I'm parked outside a high school party.

I've always been known as the fat kid from Stand By Me.

I don’t want to react because I don’t want them to know it’s a bad word, but I want to encourage them to talk so I’m like, ‘That’s good!’

I mean do women like to get the crap scared out of them at the movies? Sure. Of course.

I grew up with all boys in my family, where there was no place for girlie stuff. But it's amazing to walk into my house now. Everything is pink!