With kangaroos, you say 'Sit!' and they start boxing with you. They're nuts!
What if you could find brand new worlds, right here on Earth, where anything is possible? Same planet, different dimension. I've found the gateway.
Dogs are the only mammals that will actually stare and look into a humanโs eyes.
I mean do women like to get the crap scared out of them at the movies? Sure. Of course.
I think of myself as a funny guy but nobody thinks I'm funnier than my daughters.
I've always been known as the fat kid from Stand By Me.