To play a lawyer and have one year of law school under your belt, you sort of know what you're talking about! I'm able to memorize the legal courtroom stuff a lot faster than I would have been able to otherwise.

I'm the kind of guy who can't keep a plant alive for a week, let alone a relationship.

What if you could find brand new worlds, right here on Earth, where anything is possible? Same planet, different dimension. I've found the gateway.

I think of myself as a funny guy but nobody thinks I'm funnier than my daughters.

With kangaroos, you say 'Sit!' and they start boxing with you. They're nuts!

I've always been known as the fat kid from Stand By Me.

Buddy of mine once told me that he'd rather fly a jet than kiss his girl. Said it gave him more of a kick.