When you have little girls, you're the coolest person in the world. I know at some point that's going to end; in their adolescence I'll become the opposite of that, especially if I'm parked outside a high school party.

What if you could find brand new worlds, right here on Earth, where anything is possible? Same planet, different dimension. I've found the gateway.

I mean do women like to get the crap scared out of them at the movies? Sure. Of course.

I'm the kind of guy who can't keep a plant alive for a week, let alone a relationship.

With Jerry Bruckheimer, you know you'll get your money's worth. You're getting huge action sequences, it's going to be funny, and you know it's going to look great.

I've always been known as the fat kid from Stand By Me.

Buddy of mine once told me that he'd rather fly a jet than kiss his girl. Said it gave him more of a kick.