When you have little girls, you're the coolest person in the world. I know at some point that's going to end; in their adolescence I'll become the opposite of that, especially if I'm parked outside a high school party.

Dogs are the only mammals that will actually stare and look into a human’s eyes.

With kangaroos, you say 'Sit!' and they start boxing with you. They're nuts!

I grew up with all boys in my family, where there was no place for girlie stuff. But it's amazing to walk into my house now. Everything is pink!

Horror movies are here to stay, you know? It's not a fad. Even the musical has gone in and out of style from time to time. Horror movies have always been around.

I'm the kind of guy who can't keep a plant alive for a week, let alone a relationship.

What dark corner of the soul did you crawl out of?