I think it's chauvinistic to think that women don't like to get scared.

What dark corner of the soul did you crawl out of?

I like wearing my wedding ring, it's nice.

I highly suggest marriage to all my friends who are dating.

I get very nervous when I have to take my wedding ring off.

I've always been known as the fat kid from Stand By Me.

I'm the kind of guy who can't keep a plant alive for a week, let alone a relationship.