Horror movies are here to stay, you know? It's not a fad. Even the musical has gone in and out of style from time to time. Horror movies have always been around.

I think of myself as a funny guy but nobody thinks I'm funnier than my daughters.

Buddy of mine once told me that he'd rather fly a jet than kiss his girl. Said it gave him more of a kick.

I've always been known as the fat kid from Stand By Me.

What if you could find brand new worlds, right here on Earth, where anything is possible? Same planet, different dimension. I've found the gateway.

When you have little girls, you're the coolest person in the world. I know at some point that's going to end; in their adolescence I'll become the opposite of that, especially if I'm parked outside a high school party.

What dark corner of the soul did you crawl out of?