I grew up with all boys in my family, where there was no place for girlie stuff. But it's amazing to walk into my house now. Everything is pink!
What dark corner of the soul did you crawl out of?
There's no better feeling than making your little girls laugh.
I think of myself as a funny guy but nobody thinks I'm funnier than my daughters.
With kangaroos, you say 'Sit!' and they start boxing with you. They're nuts!
Dogs are the only mammals that will actually stare and look into a human’s eyes.