Playing professional football is something I'll never be able to do.

Horror movies are here to stay, you know? It's not a fad. Even the musical has gone in and out of style from time to time. Horror movies have always been around.

What if you could find brand new worlds, right here on Earth, where anything is possible? Same planet, different dimension. I've found the gateway.

I think of myself as a funny guy but nobody thinks I'm funnier than my daughters.

I've always been known as the fat kid from Stand By Me.

I like wearing my wedding ring, it's nice.

I highly suggest marriage to all my friends who are dating.