Isn't it weird that we drink milk, stuff designed to nourish baby cows? How did THAT happen? Did some cattleman once say, "Oh, man, I can't wait till them calves are done so I can get ME a hit of that stuff."
Elaine: Ugh, I hate people. Jerry: Yeah, they're the worst.
You can be passionate about anything.
You'll fold faster than Superman on laundry day
Men like a ref decision because they just want to get back to the game.
People don't think of their office as a workplace anymore. They think of it as a stationary store with Danish. You want to get your pastry, your envelopes, your supplies, your toilet paper, six cups of coffee, and you go home.