To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving.

We got the hot fudge on the bottom.... that allows you to control the fudge distribution while you're eating your ice cream.

Your blessing in life is when you find the torture you're comfortable with.

Why is it when you turn on the TV you see ads for telephone companies, and when you turn on the radio you hear ads for TV shows, and when you get put on hold on the phone you hear a radio station?

Having fun is a very particular skill. And not everyone has that skill.

You'll fold faster than Superman on laundry day

The Beatles created something that never trailed off. What a gift that was to their fans. If you're into the Beatles, you loved them from beginning to end.