Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965.

I can walk through a hotel lobby and watch people at the desk and see what they're doing. People don't look at me. They don't even know I'm there.

With any kind of physical test, I don't know what it is, I always seem to get competitive. Remember when you were in school and they'd do those hearing tests? And you'd really be listening hard, you know? I wanted to do unbelievable on the hearing test. I wanted them to come over to me after and go, 'We think you may have something close to super-hearing. What you heard was a cotton ball touching a piece of felt. We're sending the results to Washington, we'd like you to meet the President.'

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

When you interrupt, you've stopped listening. People need to be heard.

Cry when you get a Golden Globe. Then you can get an Oscar nomination.

I don't return fruit. Fruit's a gamble. I know that going in.