Every day when everybody would have lunch I would do TM [Transcendental Meditation] and then I would eat while I was working because I had missed lunch but that is how I survived the 9 years [of Seinfeld], it was that 20 minutes in the middle of the day would save me.

I am freaking out! I am freaking out, man!

We got the hot fudge on the bottom.... that allows you to control the fudge distribution while you're eating your ice cream.

Have you ever noticed how they keep improving your laundry detergent, but they still can't get those blue flakes out? Why do we trust them to get our clothes clean? These guys can't even get the DETERGENT white!

There are more social skills required to talk one-on-one [than to an audience]. You don't have to be socially fluid to talk to two thousand people.

I mean, she's giving and caring and genuinely concerned about the welfare of others. I can't be with someone like that.

I love being a dad. I just love it.