I can't go to a bad movie by myself. What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers?

I am freaking out! I am freaking out, man!

Sex to save the friendship? Well if we have to we have to.

Most people, you do a TV series, it ends three, four, five years later; it's a relic.

I can't go to a bad movie by myself. What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers?

The human body is like a condominium. The thing that keeps you from really enjoying it is the maintenance.

I was in the drug store the other day trying to get a cold medication...Not easy. There's an entire wall of products you need. You stand there going,"Well, this one is quick acting but this is long lasting...Which is more important, the present or the future?"