The truth is, I had always wanted to be a comedian, but I really didn't have that kind of personality, and it's a terrifying thing to say.

This is one of my big things of creative pursuits. You have your idea you want to do, but then you got to figure out what does this thing want to be? You got to let it lead you a little.

I have no plants in my house. They won't live for me. Some of them don't even wait to die, they commit suicide.

Sometimes you can do certain things on stage, or even in a TV series, and people see the look on your face and they know what you mean, so you can get away with certain things. But if you can't create that look on an animated character, which is essentially a puppet, the line will hit the audience in a very bad way.

Dating is pressure and tension. What is a date, really, but a job interview that lasts all night?

The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!

Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.