You know, crankiness is at the essence of all comedy.
Nothing in life is fun for the whole family. There are no massage parlors with ice cream and free jewelry.
Maybe if we lie down our brains will work.
Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.
I don't want to hear the specials. If they're so special, put 'em on the menu.
Cry when you get a Golden Globe. Then you can get an Oscar nomination.