The greatest Jewish tradition is to laugh. The cornerstone of Jewish survival has always been to find humor in life and in ourselves.

Well, Howard Stern has been doing his impression of me for years. It doesn't really bother me.

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it, it's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.

If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right.

I love being a dad. I just love it.

Sometimes I think more creativity is put into muffin recipes than into the rest of society combined.

Boy, I miss the days they made toys that could kill a kid.