I'm in the unfortunate position of having to consider other people's feelings

I am freaking out! I am freaking out, man!

A movie is kind of like being the captain of a ship, which is nice, but when I perform by myself it's just surfing on the water and nobody really knows what happens.

We sold 'Seinfeld' all over the world but it was a very specific kind of show. In some countries it went down really well, in others they hated it.

What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.

Twitter is good. Why say a lot to a few people when you can say virtually nothing to everyone?

Sex, that’s meaningless, I can understand that, but dinner; that’s heavy. That’s like an hour.