Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but okay to go the bathroom in a handicapped stall?

I always did well on the essay questions. Just put everything you know on there, maybe you'll hit it.

I've compiled a book from the Internet. It's a book of quotations attributed to the wrong people.

I'll tell you what I like about Chinese people: they're hanging in there with the chop sticks, aren't they? You know they've seen the fork. They're staying with the sticks.

The human body is like a condominium. The thing that keeps you from really enjoying it is the maintenance.

Pain is usually represented by lightning attacking the guy. Glowing redness is also popular. Sometimes parts of the guy would just burst into flames.

All I ever wanted to do is make people laugh.