If you've got a bloodstain on your T-shirt, maybe dirty laundry isn't your biggest problem.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

One day I was watching these construction workers go back to work. I was watching them kind of trudging down the street. It was like a revelation to me. I realized these guys don’t want to go back to work after lunch. But they’re going. That’s their job. If they can exhibit that level of dedication for that job I should be able to do the same. Trudge your ass in.

Once you start doing only what you've already proven you can do, you're on the road to death.

Having fun is a very particular skill. And not everyone has that skill.

Writer's block is a phony, made up, BS excuse for not doing your work.

We know the product is going to stink. We know that because we live in the world, and we know that everything stinks. We all believe, Hey, maybe this one wont stink. We are a hopeful species. Stupid but hopeful. But were happy in that moment between the commercial and the purchase. And I think spending your life trying to dupe innocent people out of hard-won earnings to buy useless, low-quality, misrepresented items and services is an excellent use of your energy.