There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.
All I ever wanted to do is make people laugh.
People don't just bump into each other and have sex. This isn't Cinemax.
Well, Howard Stern has been doing his impression of me for years. It doesn't really bother me.
Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.
I wrote an article on a new Porsche for 'Automobile Magazine.' I knew the editor, and she asked me to write this article. So I'm more proud of that than anything.