I always did well on the essay questions. Just put everything you know on there, maybe you'll hit it.
I love meeting Israeli people. They look at me like a son
What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.
Why is it when you turn on the TV you see ads for telephone companies, and when you turn on the radio you hear ads for TV shows, and when you get put on hold on the phone you hear a radio station?
When you interrupt, you've stopped listening. People need to be heard.
The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because it's so much fun.