I've compiled a book from the Internet. It's a book of quotations attributed to the wrong people.
You'll fold faster than Superman on laundry day
There is no such thing as an attention span. There is only the quality of what you are viewing. This whole idea of an attention span is, I think, a misnomer. People have an infinite attention span if you are entertaining them.
Boy, I miss the days they made toys that could kill a kid.
Maybe if we lie down our brains will work.
Sometimes they'll make little Play-Doh animals, and when they go to sleep, I'll break the heads off the animals and put them at the foot of their beds for them to discover in the morning. Nothing wrong with sending your kids a little Sicilian message.