What's the point of dating without games? How do you know if you're winning or losing?

A really hard laugh is like sex-one of the ultimate diversions of existence.

A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.

There is no such thing as an attention span. There is only the quality of what you are viewing. This whole idea of an attention span is, I think, a misnomer. People have an infinite attention span if you are entertaining them.

I always did well on the essay questions. Just put everything you know on there, maybe you'll hit it.

I have a problem with that silver medal. It's like, 'Congratulation s, you almost won. Of all the losers, you're the number one loser. No one lost ahead of you.'

I've been car crazy my whole life, since I was nine years old. It's just something I'm very aware of.