Why would you want to work for a living if you could just joke around? Being a celebrity expands your commercial possibilities.
Jerry SeinfeldArtists are always looking for new things and fresh ground and fresh air. If it feels new to me, there's a chance it'll feel new to the audience and we'll have found something.
Jerry SeinfeldThe best piece of advice I received before I got married was, "Be careful what you say when you're in a fight, because it could stick in someone's head." I don't think I've ever said anything I really regretted. I'm very sympathetic to women. I've really studied wife-ology, and I know you've got to figure out the feelings. Deal with the feelings.
Jerry SeinfeldMost people, you do a TV series, it ends three, four, five years later; it's a relic.
Jerry Seinfeld