If airline seat cushions are such great flotation devices, why don't you ever see anyone take one to the beach?

Dogs have no money. Isn't that amazing? They're broke their entire lives. But they get through. You know why dogs have no money? .. No Pockets.

The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!

I like to try anything... You have to do the experiments to find out what the formulas are.

I wrote an article on a new Porsche for 'Automobile Magazine.' I knew the editor, and she asked me to write this article. So I'm more proud of that than anything.

When you've been in the business 5-years, as a person, it's like you're 5-years old - like a child. 10-years and you're 10-years old, 20... Etcetera. That's how I measure maturity in this industry.

When you interrupt, you've stopped listening. People need to be heard.