Festivus for the Restivus!

I like any cereal. I like the idea of just eating and drinking with one hand without looking.

Introducing 'Lite': the new way to spell 'Light'; but with twenty per cent fewer letters.

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire

I always did well on the essay questions. Just put everything you know on there, maybe you'll hit it.

Artists are always looking for new things and fresh ground and fresh air. If it feels new to me, there's a chance it'll feel new to the audience and we'll have found something.