One day I was watching these construction workers go back to work. I was watching them kind of trudging down the street. It was like a revelation to me. I realized these guys don’t want to go back to work after lunch. But they’re going. That’s their job. If they can exhibit that level of dedication for that job I should be able to do the same. Trudge your ass in.
Jerry SeinfeldI have no plants in my house. They won't live for me. Some of them don't even wait to die, they commit suicide.
Jerry SeinfeldLooking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it, it's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.
Jerry Seinfeld