Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.

Why would anybody want a friend?

Success is the enemy of comedy.

The Beatles created something that never trailed off. What a gift that was to their fans. If you're into the Beatles, you loved them from beginning to end.

There's nothing more fun than entertaining kids.

I've been car crazy my whole life, since I was nine years old. It's just something I'm very aware of.

I wrote an article on a new Porsche for 'Automobile Magazine.' I knew the editor, and she asked me to write this article. So I'm more proud of that than anything.