Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.

If I want a long, boring story with no point to it, I have my life.

Taking in a baseball game on TV is also a big treat.

I think that you think that a certain something is not all that it could be, when, in fact, it is all that it should be, and more!

Would somebody please explain to me those signs that say, "No animals allowed except for Seeing Eye Dogs?" Who is that sign for? Is it for the dog, or the blind person?

I'm old, I'm rich and I'm tired.

When you've been in the business 5-years, as a person, it's like you're 5-years old - like a child. 10-years and you're 10-years old, 20... Etcetera. That's how I measure maturity in this industry.