Some of the events in the Olympics don't make sense to me. I don't understand the connection to any reality... Like in the Winter Olympics they have that biathlon that combines cross-country skiing with shooting a gun. How many alpine snipers are into this? Ski, shoot a gun... ski, bang, bang, bang... It's like combining swimming and strangling a guy. Why don't we have that? That makes absolutely as much sense to me. Just put people in the pool at the end of each lane for the swimmers.
Jerry SeinfeldWomen go after doctors like men go after models. They want someone with knowledge of the body. We just want the body.
Jerry SeinfeldBeing a good husband is like being a good stand-up comic - you need ten years before you can even call yourself a beginner.
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