The human body is like a condominium. The thing that keeps you from really enjoying it is the maintenance.

The big advantage of a book is that it's very easy to rewind. Close it and you're right back at the beginning.

Cremation has become the most popular form of burial in the United States... People used to want a big, thick granite stone, their names carved into with a chisel. I was here dammit! Cremation is like you're trying to cover up a crime. Burn the body. Scatter the ashes around. As far as anyone's concerned this whole thing never happened.

Magazines are another medium I love, because 95% is simply based on 'How the hell are we going to fill all this blank space?

I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

Men want to make women happy.

I admire the hell out of her. You can't have sex with someone you admire.