Vacation: a period of travel and relaxation when you take twice the clothes and half the money you need.

Everyone thinks softball is a girl's game. But you only think that until you get hit with it on a line drive.

Vacation: a period of travel and relaxation when you take twice the clothes and half the money you need.

If the shoe fits, buy it in every color!

Playing with fire is bad for those who burn themselves. For the rest of us, it is a very great pleasure.

A man may smile and bid you hail Yet wish you to the devil; But when a good dog wags his tail, You know he's on the level.

Childhood is the most beautiful of all life's seasons.