Vacation: a period of travel and relaxation when you take twice the clothes and half the money you need.

I may be a twin, but I am one of a kind.

Playing with fire is bad for those who burn themselves. For the rest of us, it is a very great pleasure.

May Jack-o-lanterns burning bright, Of soft and golden hue, Pierce through the future's veil and show, What fate now holds for you?

A man may smile and bid you hail Yet wish you to the devil; But when a good dog wags his tail, You know he's on the level.

Don't learn safety by accident.

There's two to wash, two to dry; There's two who argue, two who cry; There's two to kiss, two to hug; and best of all, there's two to love!