I may be a twin, but I am one of a kind.

A man may smile and bid you hail Yet wish you to the devil; But when a good dog wags his tail, You know he's on the level.

Everyone thinks softball is a girl's game. But you only think that until you get hit with it on a line drive.

I shop like a bull - I charge everything!

If the shoe fits, buy it in every color!

There's two to wash, two to dry; There's two who argue, two who cry; There's two to kiss, two to hug; and best of all, there's two to love!

Children are for people who can't have dogs.