You're a transsexual fighting with a hermaphrodite over a mistress.

I treat politics kind of like my religion. It’s something I believe in, but I don’t want to have to make a living at it, because if you make a living at it, you somehow become dishonest.

[Invading Iraq] would create generations that hated the USA.

I should get a weekend show where all I do is play country music.

I'm a happy guy, but if I'm in a rare dark mood, I won't go out because I don't want to be horrible to people.

Somebody once said I had a face for radio and a voice for newspapers.

My guess is more reporters probably vote Democrat than Republican - just because I think reporters are smart.