You're a transsexual fighting with a hermaphrodite over a mistress.

I knew early on that I would do politics, but I would never make a living at it. I would do something else.

The bias against the show is purely elitist. We're all like the people on the show - the difference is that some of us speak better, or were born richer. There's nothing that happens on my show that rich people don't experience.

TV is a huge draw. It's a magnet. Even when I was a policeman, if I was on a police scene and the news showed up, I'd race home to see if I would be on TV for 2 seconds!

I can't imagine anybody who has spoken to more, or presented more non-famous people on television in the history of the world.

It's just a show. It's not the end of Western Civilization. It's chewing gum.

You fight to defend a lover, not to win one. If you do, it isn't love.