I'm tolerant of all religions... I don't care if someone wants to go out there and worship the bark on a tree.

After Barack Obama won the 2008 presidential election, I was heartened to see him issue an Open Government Initiative on his first full day in office.

Donald Trump is finding out what I found out: when you run for office, you are not allowed to tell a joke.

You can't legislate against stupidity, but we try to do it all the time.

I like surfing in Mexico a whole lot better than sitting with people in Washington that I don't even like.

[the downfall of our political system is the] buying and selling of politicians...bribery. In the private sector, you're arrested for it. In the public sector, it's the norm.

A war is justified if you're willing to send your son. If you're not willing to send your son, how do you send someone else's?