Some felt I'm not academically qualified, and they're right.

I'm an equal opportunity despiser.

If I wanna be president, I probably can.

I would give the people of America to their first opportunity to elect a president who doesn't belong to either party since George Washington.

You're lucky if I watch 10 minutes of wrestling a month. Most of the time, I channel surf, and I lose interest after a few minutes.

I don't want to live in a country that lies can prevail in court. Where you can walk into a courtroom and fabricate a story and then have appellate court judges uphold it after a jury has made a decision.

Get every candidate to wear a NASCAR racing suit when they go debate; this way we can see how their sponsors really are.