Some felt I'm not academically qualified, and they're right.

I will not be a Democrat or a Republican. They are the problem, not the solution. We need to abolish political parties in this country.

What do we have for veterans? Government-run health care. I understand that. Congressmen and senators... they get five choices of government-run health care. Why should a congressman and senator get anything more than a regular citizen does? Why are they privileged and the rest of us aren't?

If you're a Mexican citizen whether you live in a shanty shack or the big palace on the beach, when you turn 65, your property taxes are cut in half.

In a free society, how can you commit a crime against yourself?

I love fat people. Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland.

I'm not disparaging suicides when I call them weak, I'm pointing out that anybody who would consider doing a thing like that needs help. I don't think a normal, mentally healthy person commits suicide.